Conversation of the Day!

Talking about bagels...

Panda: I remember once I was too lazy to cut the bagel in half and just schmeared the top of it
Jenny: that's a lucky bagel then
Panda: ...not a good idea, very difficult to eat
Jenny: I bet. That was lazy...you have to warm it up first...open it...you know, get it ready
Panda: bagel foreplay?
Jenny: bagels aren't meant for spur of the moment things like that...exactly
Jenny: I never realized how sexual bagels are hahaa
Panda: Really? The giant gaping hole in the middle was never a tip off?
Jenny: I guess you can say the same thing about donuts
Panda: And your objective is to split it open and cover it in cream cheese

And may there be many more conversations in 2009

Conversation of the Day!

(Talking about pictures of me as a child...)

Jenny: I want to see
Panda: Unfortunately I do not have any on my computer
Jenny: Someone needs to upload soon
Panda: Well I will that someone
Panda: Damnit I had a stroke lol
Jenny: haha...try again
Panda: I will kill that someone
Jenny: haha

Conversation of the Day!

Apparently I can have strokes online as well...

Mel: that is always good
Panda: jpw os tjat gppd
Panda:wow...I think I had a stroke LOL

Here's the irony. The conversation was about how I did not get drunk today. I know I was able to type properly when I was sauced...

Conversation of the Day!

Panda: lame
Jenny: stamp?
Panda: If I had one I'd stamp you with it...
Jenny: haha
Panda: right on the forehead
Jenny: yessss
Panda: I'm glad you're not Tyra Banks or else I'd be stamping all day
Jenny: I don't get it
Panda: shes got a MASSIVELY HUGE forehead

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BJ: By the way, I'm writing an essay on when we should reject the bible and when we should accept it...I love my reject part at the beginning, talking about Abraham. His wife tells him to fuck the maidservant since she cant have kids but she can through the maidservant. Theres multiple things wrong with that:

1) What woman tells her man, fuck someone else so she can have their kids?
and...
2) The guy is over 100

No man in their right mind even with viagra can have sex at 100 and not get a heart attack and die.

Panda: What woman tells her man to fuck someone else?...Uhhh an awesome wife? Thats one of the things we should to listen to from the bible.

BJ: Those do not exist though...

Panda: Then there's your reason to reject the bible...ITS FICTION!