Conversation of the Day!

Panda: you're just as crazy as I am
Jenny: what can I say, I'm a whack job
Panda: you're being modest

Conversation of the Day!

There was more to the conversation but here's the "funny" part...

On failing with women...
Panda: Thats it. I'm just gonna be gay and find a nice guy to watch sports with. I don't even mind the butt sex. With enough alcohol it won't hurt and it might even help me pass bigger poops. Whoever said I'm a pessimist was clearly wrong cause I just found the silver lining to a HORRIBLE situation.
Allan: hahahhahahhahhha convo of the day

Conversation of the Day!

Allan: POP (Prince of Persia) dailies look so bomb
Panda: I didn't know you were IMing me from the 90s

Conversation of the Day!

Panda: you'd actually enjoy the Oscars...its turned into the Tony Awards, so its just one giant gay musical.
Gay Friend: I hate musicals
Panda: Sure you're gay?
Gay Friend: Yes, just cause my penis doesn't dance when Judy Garland does, doesn't mean I'm straight
Panda: You sir...are just...I'm proud to call you my friend. It almost makes up for the fact you're a sinful gay person.

(Please note the sarcasm. I'm a card carrying hardcore liberal and I voted No on Prop 8)

Conversation of the Day!

Katie: don't ever have sex panda...unless you are in a long term relationship
Panda: I dont think I have a choice
Katie: haha
Panda: Well I will never be in long term relationship
Katie: panda! Yes, you will. With a panda.
Panda: ...especially since my back up plan was deemed illegal in California

Conversation of the Day!

Two for one Monday!

BJ: Woo. I anchored
Panda: I knew you were fat enough to weigh a boat down
BJ: asshole

(Note: Katie is in DC right now)
Katie: I just saw a commercial with a spaceship car
Panda: wtf? I thought you were only 3 hours ahead of us
Katie: Hahaha...Lightyears actually

Conversation of the Day!

Nick: given opportunities to do things the one involving girls always wins 
Panda: what if its with nuns?
Nick: well that might just be the hottest thing ive heard all day

Conversation of the Day!

Talking about a project in which someone has to film someone doing an action. The topic of doing something sports related came up...

Mel: He said golf wouldn't work
Panda: gosh...you are such a lesbian
Mel: shush!

Conversation of the Day!

Gay Friend: Why must you steal my power (over you)?
Panda: Because you gays have an abundance of it that you're socially accepted in every community?
Gay Friend: Wow, you spit out more lies than Jesus did when he said he'sGod's child...
Panda: What can I say, I try to be better than Jesus...it's what they tell you to do as a Christian.

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BJ: Silent movie porn...wow
Panda: What about it?
BJ: Fascinating
Panda: You are watching some?
BJ: No, Family Guy made a joke about it
Panda: I don't think it would be a problem to watch it...but I think I'd have a tough time masturbating to that fast piano tune

Conversation of the Day!

Panda: Has the strain of a black president finally begun to weigh you down?
Katie: Hahaha...Please, Clinton was blacker
Panda: Cause he had different baby mommas?

Conversation of the Day!

Because I'm an ass and the Eagles lost today...

(BJ playing NCCA Handegg 09)
BJ: yays...beat byu 38-35
Panda: your Eagles still arent in the super bowl though

Conversation of the Day!

Panda: This is why I get an appletini. Even a bad appletini is good cause if they make it too strong you're gonna be drunk. Too weak, means they put a lot of apple.
Jenny: True and it'll taste like candy.
Panda: mhm...and you'll feel fancy.
Jenny: This is true...there just something about a martini glass that's so sophisticated.
Panda: mhm...no matter how gay what is inside of it.

Conversation of the Day!

When giving tips on how to play Guitar Hero, one should be more careful with his words...

Matt: Well doing it up and down is much easier. I got used to it awhile ago, made it a lot easier for me.
Panda: That's what she said!

Conversation of the Day!

Panda: I'm about to go out...actually I need to get ready
Nick: ooh...special date...good luck!
Panda: Yes, its a very special date indeed. I'm gonna need to spray some perfume on my junk
Nick: Pfft...I do that every day just for my self

Conversation of the Day!

Mike: Happy new year!
Panda: What are you talking about? Rosh Hashanah was months ago...