Panda: you're just as crazy as I am
Jenny: what can I say, I'm a whack job
Panda: you're being modest
Saturday, March 07, 2009
Tuesday, March 03, 2009
Conversation of the Day!
There was more to the conversation but here's the "funny" part...
On failing with women...
Panda: Thats it. I'm just gonna be gay and find a nice guy to watch sports with. I don't even mind the butt sex. With enough alcohol it won't hurt and it might even help me pass bigger poops. Whoever said I'm a pessimist was clearly wrong cause I just found the silver lining to a HORRIBLE situation.
Allan: hahahhahahhahhha convo of the day
On failing with women...
Panda: Thats it. I'm just gonna be gay and find a nice guy to watch sports with. I don't even mind the butt sex. With enough alcohol it won't hurt and it might even help me pass bigger poops. Whoever said I'm a pessimist was clearly wrong cause I just found the silver lining to a HORRIBLE situation.
Allan: hahahhahahhahhha convo of the day
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
Conversation of the Day!
Allan: POP (Prince of Persia) dailies look so bomb
Panda: I didn't know you were IMing me from the 90s
Panda: I didn't know you were IMing me from the 90s
Sunday, February 22, 2009
Conversation of the Day!
Panda: you'd actually enjoy the Oscars...its turned into the Tony Awards, so its just one giant gay musical.
Gay Friend: I hate musicals
Panda: Sure you're gay?
Gay Friend: Yes, just cause my penis doesn't dance when Judy Garland does, doesn't mean I'm straight
Panda: You sir...are just...I'm proud to call you my friend. It almost makes up for the fact you're a sinful gay person.
(Please note the sarcasm. I'm a card carrying hardcore liberal and I voted No on Prop 8)
Gay Friend: I hate musicals
Panda: Sure you're gay?
Gay Friend: Yes, just cause my penis doesn't dance when Judy Garland does, doesn't mean I'm straight
Panda: You sir...are just...I'm proud to call you my friend. It almost makes up for the fact you're a sinful gay person.
(Please note the sarcasm. I'm a card carrying hardcore liberal and I voted No on Prop 8)
Monday, February 09, 2009
Conversation of the Day!
Katie: don't ever have sex panda...unless you are in a long term relationship
Panda: I dont think I have a choice
Katie: haha
Panda: Well I will never be in long term relationship
Katie: panda! Yes, you will. With a panda.
Panda: ...especially since my back up plan was deemed illegal in California
Panda: I dont think I have a choice
Katie: haha
Panda: Well I will never be in long term relationship
Katie: panda! Yes, you will. With a panda.
Panda: ...especially since my back up plan was deemed illegal in California
Monday, February 02, 2009
Conversation of the Day!
Two for one Monday!
BJ: Woo. I anchored
Panda: I knew you were fat enough to weigh a boat down
BJ: asshole
(Note: Katie is in DC right now)
Katie: I just saw a commercial with a spaceship car
Panda: wtf? I thought you were only 3 hours ahead of us
Katie: Hahaha...Lightyears actually
BJ: Woo. I anchored
Panda: I knew you were fat enough to weigh a boat down
BJ: asshole
(Note: Katie is in DC right now)
Katie: I just saw a commercial with a spaceship car
Panda: wtf? I thought you were only 3 hours ahead of us
Katie: Hahaha...Lightyears actually
Sunday, February 01, 2009
Conversation of the Day!
Nick: given opportunities to do things the one involving girls always wins 
Panda: what if its with nuns?
Nick: well that might just be the hottest thing ive heard all day
Panda: what if its with nuns?
Nick: well that might just be the hottest thing ive heard all day
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