Saturday, January 31, 2009

Conversation of the Day!

Talking about a project in which someone has to film someone doing an action. The topic of doing something sports related came up...

Mel: He said golf wouldn't work
Panda: gosh...you are such a lesbian
Mel: shush!

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Conversation of the Day!

Gay Friend: Why must you steal my power (over you)?
Panda: Because you gays have an abundance of it that you're socially accepted in every community?
Gay Friend: Wow, you spit out more lies than Jesus did when he said he'sGod's child...
Panda: What can I say, I try to be better than Jesus...it's what they tell you to do as a Christian.

Monday, January 26, 2009

Conversation of the Day!

BJ: Silent movie porn...wow
Panda: What about it?
BJ: Fascinating
Panda: You are watching some?
BJ: No, Family Guy made a joke about it
Panda: I don't think it would be a problem to watch it...but I think I'd have a tough time masturbating to that fast piano tune

Sunday, January 25, 2009

Conversation of the Day!

Panda: Has the strain of a black president finally begun to weigh you down?
Katie: Hahaha...Please, Clinton was blacker
Panda: Cause he had different baby mommas?

Sunday, January 18, 2009

Conversation of the Day!

Because I'm an ass and the Eagles lost today...

(BJ playing NCCA Handegg 09)
BJ: yays...beat byu 38-35
Panda: your Eagles still arent in the super bowl though

Sunday, January 11, 2009

Conversation of the Day!

Panda: This is why I get an appletini. Even a bad appletini is good cause if they make it too strong you're gonna be drunk. Too weak, means they put a lot of apple.
Jenny: True and it'll taste like candy.
Panda: mhm...and you'll feel fancy.
Jenny: This is true...there just something about a martini glass that's so sophisticated.
Panda: mhm...no matter how gay what is inside of it.

Thursday, January 08, 2009

Conversation of the Day!

When giving tips on how to play Guitar Hero, one should be more careful with his words...

Matt: Well doing it up and down is much easier. I got used to it awhile ago, made it a lot easier for me.
Panda: That's what she said!

Saturday, January 03, 2009

Conversation of the Day!

Panda: I'm about to go out...actually I need to get ready
Nick: ooh...special date...good luck!
Panda: Yes, its a very special date indeed. I'm gonna need to spray some perfume on my junk
Nick: Pfft...I do that every day just for my self

Thursday, January 01, 2009

Conversation of the Day!

Mike: Happy new year!
Panda: What are you talking about? Rosh Hashanah was months ago...