Panda: you'd actually enjoy the Oscars...its turned into the Tony Awards, so its just one giant gay musical.
Gay Friend: I hate musicals
Panda: Sure you're gay?
Gay Friend: Yes, just cause my penis doesn't dance when Judy Garland does, doesn't mean I'm straight
Panda: You sir...are just...I'm proud to call you my friend. It almost makes up for the fact you're a sinful gay person.
(Please note the sarcasm. I'm a card carrying hardcore liberal and I voted No on Prop 8)
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